So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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