I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you never un-have a 4some
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