On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Boobs speak an international language.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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