im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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