I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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