We won't sleep together?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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