the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
my poor anus
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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