But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
They are going to name an STD after you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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