I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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