i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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