I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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