David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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