Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Drake has all the answers
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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