they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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