I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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