You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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