Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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