Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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