I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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