There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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