Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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