This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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