Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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