i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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