It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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