just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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