dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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