think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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