Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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