Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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