the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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