I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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