I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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