nut hugger
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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