obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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