Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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