god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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