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Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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