in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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