Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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