So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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