Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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