I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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