Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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