More tranny stories later!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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