The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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