Whod you bang
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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