Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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