Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
