Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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