trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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