thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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