I just made out with a guy for $7.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
whose ass print is on the piano?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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