So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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