..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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