I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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