I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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